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The Taylor Version...
Taylor, the Red Scarf, and the 1700’s Hair-style of Doom.
Hello, little people, I am your king...
“These stones make my bum numb.”
Fellas, I’m ready to get up and do my thing,
I wanna get into it, you know,
Like a sex machine...
"Funny you should mention it, but I did consider a career in modeling...
... But it was too hard to spell, so I stuck with muzik. ”
Insta-Taylor: Just Add Coffee
Is it just me, or is the positioning of that hand a little odd?
Taylor’s plotting for world domination, and he might as well start in China.
Taylor’s disappointed, because the camera still won’t do a trick.
“These are some really great pictures... I look really hot.”
“Being the object of lust for so many is so hard!”
“PSSST! Zac! Your fly’s open!”
“Ezra? Don’t chew on that. I mean it, now, don’t make me come down there...”
“Ezra, now you’re in for it… you’ve ruined daddy’s shoes...”
Taylor: “Ezra, I’m telling Mommy on you.”
Zac: “No one's looking... I could push him off the edge right now, and make it look an accident...”
Taylor is relieved to find out the voices are really coming from Zac’s phone.
Taylor busily deleting the pictures that don’t have him in them.
Isaac: “I swear, Taylor, I left my money at the hotel.”
Taylor: “Yeah, right, big boy.”
Taylor: “Dude, what are you wearing?”
Isaac: “I was going for an off-the-shoulder look... Taylor, scrape your shoe. You stepped in some gum.”
Zac: “*snickers* That’s so not gum...”
Taylor: “Yes, we visited the Great Wall and it was fantastic. China is such a beautiful city."
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